IAN DAVID CARR

That section of the M42 between Lichfield and the NEC. Dale Winton. Teenage lads who wear baseball caps(especially back to front). Continuous German penalty shoot out success. NTL. All Vauxhall drivers + Peugeot 306 drivers. Spotty teenagers in sport shops who would rather discuss what they did last night than serve you. Vandalism. People who smoke in designated NO SMOKING areas. Other peoples Dogs who do their business on my lawn.

These are a few things that make me an angry man.